Paranoid Parents Fear School Cafeteria Scanner Will Leave Children With ‘Mark of the Devil’

According to KPLC, when parents of Moss Bluff Elementary School received a letter letting them know about the new Palm Vein Scanner, designed to help their kids move through the lunch line more quickly, they were not happy about the improvement. Instead they were “disappointed” and “very very mad.” And not because of the cost of the technologyor because they feared it emitted cancer-causing rays, but rather because they fear its evil power.KPLC 7 News, Lake Charles, Louisiana

While the school says it’s optional, and kids still can eat lunch without getting scanned, some parents, likeMamie Sonier, are so upset they don’t even want their children in the same building with the device. She says she’ll likely be transferring them out of the damned (literally) place. She explained her reason to the station saying:

As a Christian, I’ve read the Bible, you know go to church and stuff. I know where it’s going to end up coming to, the mark of the beast. I’m not going to let my kids have that.

She’s dead serious, and she’s not alone — plenty of other parents reportedly feel the same way she does. Forget the threat of the mystery meat, it’s the mark of the beast (a Biblical reference to a demonic symbol) your kid now needs to fear at noontime!

 

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